An April Fool’s Day Offer of Unusual Ridiculousness
For those of you unfamiliar with it, National Novel Writing Month is an occasion where, for all of November, various people commit to writing a 50,000-word novel in 30 days. Back in 2011, just to be on the safe side, I “wrote” a novel titled “The Zombie Who Cried ‘Brains’ Fifty Thousand Times.” The title is self explanatory. Thanks to cut and paste, I finished in three minutes.
Today, for April Fools Day, I hereby offer a FREE COPY of the PDF of that novel, “published” under my pseudonym of Dixon Chance. Just send me an email until midnight tonight (greetingcardemergency@gmail.com), and I will email it to you. You don’t need to thank me. In fact, I think thanking me might violate several local arts ordinances in your area. I’m just happy to have done something special for April Fools this year. Thank YOU.
Greeting Card Emergency CLASSIC #40: Non-Insulting St. Patrick’s Day Cards
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I’m still in the middle of my hiatus (which ends on Easter), but couldn’t resist re-posting this little classic in honor of non-drunken Irishmen everywhere. Enjoy!
Wednesday Cartoon: Avant-Garde Music
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Wednesday Cartoon: Clue
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Wednesday Cartoon: If He Eats Me…
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Greeting Card Emergency #67: Valentines for F*ckbuddies & Friends-With-Benefits
Although I have technically attempted to give up this blog for Lent (the better to get other writing done), I couldn’t resist this idea. Enjoy! (And share!)



