NOTE: This was completed on deadline while on vacation, so I had no scanner (I screengrabbed the Word file, which is why there are wiggly lines and cursors) and I had to steal some existing art instead of drawing my own. (I normally never draw unambiguously white male cartoon businessmen; the world has too many of them already.) Will fix as soon as I get back.Searchable text after the jump:
I come in at nine and sign papers,
Then I forward them on until ten.
I go to a midmorning conference,
Then I push a few papers again.
I lunch, then I have some more meetings,
And at fiveish my workday is through.
It’s a really good job and I’m happy.
I’m just not really sure what I do